July 2011
30 posts
When your parents ask you to act like a normal person and you're just like
this is what my parents told me before we went to the zoo. they were afraid i would do my dinosaur walk in public.
my life
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”
When my sibling insults me ...
My parents are like:
But if I insult my sibling, my parents are like:
haha except it’s the other way around for me because i’m the youngest :P
JALFOIHEOJFPAp
Ignorant person:
“Evolution is just a theory.”
Me:
SO IS GRAVITY BITCH!!
Ignorant person:
“Evolution was invented by people trying to disprove the existence of God.”
Me:
EVOLUTION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RELIGION AND WASN’T INVENTED BY ANYONE! IT’S AN OBSERVATION OF REAL, TANGIBLE EVIDENCE FOUND IN THE FOSSIL RECORD! THERE IS NO REASON WHY YOU CAN’T ACCEPT EVOLUTION WITHOUT DISBELIEVING IN GOD!!! Whose to say GOD isn’t the one that made it all happen? Ever think about that?!
I hate that
Me watching a funny movie:
Tell someone the movie is really funny and show it to them, and their reaction watching the same movie:
